What stays in a corner but goes all around the world? A stamp ------------------- What has wheels and flies? A garbage truck ------------------- Why do watermelons have water in them? Because you plant them in the Spring ------------------- What is round and really violent? A vicious circle ------------------- What stays in bed most of the day, but sometimes goes to the bank? A stream ------------------- Why do male deer need braces?

Because they have buck teeth ------------------- What do you call an ice cream truck driver? A sundae driver ------------------- What's another name for a grandfather clock? An old-timer ------------------- Where was Solomon's Temple? On the side of his head ------------------- What do you call a shoe store with only one owner? A sole proprietorship. How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but the light bulb has to WANT to change.

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A: It was stuck to the chickens foot. What does it mean when a drummer drools out both sides of his mouth? The stage is even. How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Give him some sheet music.

Q.How many Bass players does it take to fix a light? A.One, but the guitarist has to show him first.

Q.What do you call a group of drummers standing in a circle? What part of a computer does an astronaut like best?

The space bar --- What is a smile? A curve that can set a lot of things straight --- What is compromise? The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece --- What is a committee? A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours --- Who is the boss?

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